say something derogatory about fast food, bbq sauce, and curbstomping puppies. GO!

daymn, who do you have to playfully simulate fellatio on to get yo negative gangsta rekniize'd around here?

ps. that was to be taken at 100% face value. i do not know what sarcasm, irony, or a joke is. i am very serious about what i do on this internet.

Damnit kid, why you gotta be so annoying?

Gross. I guess I'm going out now anyway.

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Aight, spose you're not around, I might be around in an hour or so if you happen to be around and see this.

Sup.

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Dear kid,
you watched the darjeeling limited ever? if no, get on that, if yes, how much do you love that bit? (im assuming you know what bit im talking about because it was amazing)
To look at attentively; observe closely. To look upon or consider in a particular way,
stan

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Um, notice sooner.

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on a tuesday 9:12 pm

ruhtard: what are you looking at?
maikman: retro tits
ruhtard: do you know i have a bangbros pass?
maikman: a pass to bang bros, fag? gtfo.
ruhtard: its that website bangbros, its not all gay. know what my password is?
maikman: gtfo.
ruhtard: its my moms name.
maikman: (gross!) gross! so everytime you log on to that site you think of your mom! filthy fucking fag, gtfo!

Kid, I might be an hour, but be here! Frilz!

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